The Case of The Passed Gas
The Suspect: Lisa Rinna
The Accuser: Gary Busey
The Crime Scene: All-Star Celebrity Apprentice van
The Sound: Well…you know, kind of like a fart.
The Defense: Lisa blames the fart noise on a squeaky seat.
The Cross-Examination: Gary insists that, “This is what it sounds like when it is vegetarian farts.”
The Evidence: Gary claims to have possible access to a secret spray from a detective agency that turns the air around farts bright blue, yellow, and fuchsia.
The Verdict: “I can see fart gas,” rules Busey. “A lot of people can’t, but I can. Fart stands for Feeling a Rectal Transmission, and Lisa Linney is so good at that she couldn’t stop. She sounded like a symphony of farting trombones.”
The Confusion: Lisa’s last name is Rinna, not Linney.
The Victim: Trace Adkins, who had to sit by and endure this entire incident. No wonder he’s so grumpy.